greek gods as cher tweets

zeus: Ppl also say ive fkd every man on the planet!God i must b Exhausted
hera: SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!
aphrodite: ipad freezing up! Maybe it’s overwhelmed,because it Just realized A Fabulous DIVA Was touching it ! Can’t really Blame it, “SNAP OUT OF IT”
athena: OK,FOUND MY ARMOR PLATED BIG GIRL G-STRING⚔ IM READY💥LET THE💩COME DOWN‼️IVE BEEN THROUGH WORSE THAN THIS💪🏻BATTLED LIES &ENQUIRER ALL MY LIFE
artemis: I Just Shot Sunset. I WONDER IF IT COULD B DONE..BIG GAME HUNTERS WOULD SHOOT,KILL & STUFF THE SUNSET,4 THEIR WALLS ?
apollo: GAY UNIVERSE WILL HAVE “Exquisite”lighting
ares: Been working hard !! I NOW KNOW EVERY BUTT LIFT KNOWN TO MAN, & A FEW ALIENS !
hermes: If ANYONE NEEDS 280 Characters & New Emoji …ITS
MOI 💃🏻
hephaestus: Can anyone c me
hades: GOD DO I LOVE WOMEN WITH ATTITUDE! FUCK YES!
dionysus: BREAKING NEWS💥 IM BEING BURIED IN MY FISHNETS‼️ 😂

Regular

ancient-rome-au:

Black Cards

  • ________ delenda est.
  • The praetorian guard sold the office of emperor for a __________ .
  • Our consuls for this year are (1) _________ and (2) _________ .
  • ______ , the new state religion.
  • ______ , the hottest new mystery cult from the East.
  • Jupiter Optimus Maximus, the god of __________ .
  • The temple was decorated with _______ .
  • The headlining gladiatorial fight pitted (1) _______ against (2) _______ .
  • Oops, I accidentally mixed ________ with the wine.
  • What the urban proletariat will eat when the grain dole is canceled.
  • Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s; render unto _______ what is ______’s (one card).

White Cards

  • unspent brothel tokens leftover from last night
  • Priapus’s undying grudge against donkeys
  • lubricating one’s every orifice with olive oil
  • a tintinnabulum so large it needs several ropes to keep the phallus elevated off the ground
  • enslaving Greek philosophers and forcing them to teach my children
  • not manumitting your impudent slaves until they exhibit an attitude adjustment
  • manumitting your slaves when they’re too elderly or sick to work
  • several inebriated legionaries
  • a mountain of amphorae
  • the warmest corner of the hot bath in the bathhouse

poetria-gloriosa:

Is there a Cards Agaibst Humanity for ancient Rome?? And if not, WHY NOT?

Inscription Reveals Final Years of Life in Pom…

Inscription Reveals Final Years of Life in Pompeii Before the City Was Buried in Ash:

In the decades before the city of Pompeii was buried in ash by the cataclysmic eruption of Mount Vesuvius in A.D. 79, everyday life was filled with parties and struggles.

That’s according to a recently deciphered inscription found on the wall of a Pompeii tomb that was discovered there in 2017.

The inscription describes a massive coming-of-age party for a wealthy young man. who reaches the age of an adult citizen. According to the inscription, he threw a massive party that included a banquet serving 6,840 people and a show in which 416 gladiators fought over several days.

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Greek Police Arrest Group Charged with Plunder…

Greek Police Arrest Group Charged with Plundering Ancient Shipwrecks | GreekReporter.com:

By Nick Kampouris

“Greek police announced on Monday that they have arrested three men on the island of Kythnos for allegedly plundering precious historical artifacts from ancient shipwrecks off the coast.”

“The police said that they have discovered approximately 25 ancient amphorae (pottery vases), dating from the 4th century BC up until the late Middle Ages, in the possession of the three men on Kythnos.”

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Several missions launched for the new archaeol…

Several missions launched for the new archaeological season in Luxor – Egypt Independent:

By Al-Masry Al-Youm

“The new archaeological season has begun, showing promise in Luxor, the capital of world tourism. There are currently five archaeological missions, including three Egyptian missions, one Spanish, and one American conducting excavations there. Several new mission and projects have been approved for the new season.”

“Luxor is known for its rich tombs and pharaonic temples, which all seem like they will see a strong tourist season.”

“Last season witnessed many discoveries and restorations of Pharaonic tombs, palaces, and statues of Pharaonic kings in several areas.”

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More human skeletons at Rome metro station

More human skeletons at Rome metro station:

By Wanted In Rome

“Two more human skeletons have been unearthed during works in Rome’s Piazzale Ostiense, outside the Piramide metro station, days after another skeleton was discovered nearby.”

“The latest skeletons to be found belong to a woman and child, and date to the first century BC, according to Italian newspaper La Repubblica.”

“Archaeologists believe the three skeletons are from the Ostiense necropolis, built in the first century BC on the sides of the consular road, and in use for several centuries.”

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