I’m playing in a very brief D&D campaign in a setting inspired by ancient Greece. My character is a centaur paladin.
First Name: Nikephoros “bringer of victory” (a chosen name representing his devotion to Athena)
Last Name: Megahippides “son/descendant of the big horse” (because you gotta be a thicc boi to wear heavy barding)
My character: “Oh, I rarely drink alcohol. It takes so much liquor to get me even tipsy it’s not worth the expense. And if somebody were giving it away for free, I’d bankrupt a small village. I’d hate to abuse anyone’s generosity.”
The Satyrs we encountered partying in the wilderness: “Oh, but this here is a decanter of endless wine.”
My character: “Hold my spear”